Kareoke will never be a sober sport
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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