Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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