I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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