My Higher Power is John Stamos
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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