he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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