Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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