Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Randomize