So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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