I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
