He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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