I got her a Nickelback box set.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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