I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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