just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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