i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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