I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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