Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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