Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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