That's intense
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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