You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
This is my life. Enjoy the view
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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