You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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