I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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