the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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