Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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