Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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