You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just had sex bonerless
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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