i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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