A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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