we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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