Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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