I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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