theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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