I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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