How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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