is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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