He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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