Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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