Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she pinky promised me she was 18
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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