he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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