Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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