what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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