remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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