Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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