Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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