I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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