That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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