Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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