4 words: hood of his car
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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