i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
40s are totally the cure
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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