What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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