Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I could fuck to npr.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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