Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just cropdusted the office
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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