I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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