Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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