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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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