so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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