if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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