Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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